Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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