he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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