Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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