It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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