I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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