I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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