just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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