I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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