Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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