I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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