She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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