Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
