Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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