My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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