hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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