Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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