Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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