Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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