Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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