He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Shame is for Republicans.
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