I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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