He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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