what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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