Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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