When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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