the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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