The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
time to smoke my breakfast
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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