Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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