sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
i dont even know how to be here
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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