It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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How does one acquire holy water?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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