I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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