"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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