I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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