i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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