No awkward lesbian experiences without me
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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