well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Rumble strips road head = magical
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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