I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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