i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
