Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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