id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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