Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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