i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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