need another drink. this is the easiest way
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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