This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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