when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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