dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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