I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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