Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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