You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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