Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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