He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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