No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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