What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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