No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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