I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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